if you want to date me press 1
if you want to kiss me press 2
if you want to marry me press 3
if you want to have The Sex with me press 4
if you want to die press 5
(Source: wouldcruisedaily, via keepthestreetsbangin)
(via basedsushigoat)
I DISLIKE BILL O’REILLY
I can already imagine what is going through Dr. Lamont’s head.
>I have a Ph.D.
>I have a GOD DAMNED Ph.D.
>I am a PROFESSOR at COLUMBIA.
>Shit never ends.OH MY GOD
(Source: shit-thatblows, via scum-bucket)



